I am GORGEOUS!

I am very bored. So I thought I should talk about something very important. And I want to talk about how gorgeous I am. Literally, I am like the bees knees. Ha ha ha ha he he he. I really love my beautiful hair. Even though I never wash it. Ha ha just kidding. That would be very disgusting and I'll tell you one thing alright. I am not disgusting at all. I am a very wonderful hog. I love being a hog. Have you ever been a hog. I am having very fun writing this. Ha ha ha. I really love myself because I'm pretty and that's why all the guys are after me. But not just for my looks, but for how nice I am. Like I said earlier, I'm like the bees knees. Don't you think. Well I hope you rarely enjoyed my little discussion. And I will talk to you and continue my talk about how gorgeous I am a different day. Adios. The End